For the guys

Ok, guys, this page is for you. I know that a lot of you worry about body hair. Some of you have back hair you’d like to get rid of. We can do that. Some of you don’t like your chest or stomach hair. We can get rid of that, too! Have you noticed hair sprouting from your ears or nose? Not a problem. Or maybe you’ve even been thinking about a Brazilian (or maybe your partner has been nudging you towards it).

I offer a complete line of waxing services for my male clients, including the male Brazilian. What is a male Brazilian wax? A standard Brazilian includes butt cheeks, crack, scrotum, shaft and mound, leaving you feeling completely smooth and clean both front and back. Some men choose to leave a small patch of hair above the shaft.

If you don't want everything waxed, I'm happy to do a custom waxing to suit your needs. Just ask.

Q: My friend got a Brazilian and it took skin off his scrotum. Is that to be expected?
A: ABSOLUTELY NOT!  99.9% of the time, that can be traced back to an inexperienced (or cheap) waxer who uses the soft, sticky wax on the scrotum. I am a very experienced waxer and I use only the highest quality hard wax on the genitals. (See the "About Waxing" page for more comparison between hard and soft waxes). The comfort and safety of my clients is way more important to me than saving a couple of bucks on product or saving a few minutes time in order to put a higher volume of clients through my door.

Q: Does it hurt? 
A: The short answer is “yes”. The long answer is ….although it has it’s painful moments, it’s not nearly as painful as you imagine it being. It’s also a very quick pain, not a long lasting one. Imagine a band-aid being pulled off very quickly. My experience and technique also help to reduce the pain. You won't be in any pain when we are done.

 Q: Is there anything I can do to decrease the pain?
A: I’m not a doctor and cannot prescribe medication, but some clients find that taking some Ibuprofen (Advil) about 45 minutes before their appointment helps.  (It's really is not that bad, though.) 

Q: Why not just shave?
A: Go back and read the “About waxing” page. *Note: If you have been shaving, you will need a minimum of 1/4 inch re-growth for me to wax you properly the first time (about 4 weeks since last shave).

Q: How often do I need to get it done to maintain?
A: Your first wax will grow back a bit faster than subsequent waxes. You’ll probably start to notice a small amount of re-growth in 10 days or so (but remember, it won’t be like the hair growing back after shaving). I always recommend that my clients wax every 4 weeks. By the 3rd wax, you find that the whole thing is a breeze. The pain will be greatly decreased and the re-growth will be greatly slowed. By then, you find that at the 4 week mark, you’ll have just enough hair to wax and you’ll basically feel hair free all the time.
Q: Why wax at all?
A: Men wax for lots of different reasons. They like the smooth feel. Their wife, girlfriend or significant other likes the look or feel. Body parts that are not covered in hair are much more sensitive to touch. It makes personal hygiene much easier/makes them feel cleaner (especially the backside). Vanity (it makes it look bigger). Alternative lifestyles. Lots of clients/lots of reasons; no judgments from me.

Q: What kind of men get a Brazilian wax?
A: All sorts of men. I have male Brazilian clients ranging in age from 18 to 82. Some are married, some are partnered up, some are recently divorced. Some are athletes (body builders, cyclists, swimmers). Some are couch potatoes. I have male Brazilian clients who are firefighters, construction workers, doctors, accountants, salesmen, insurance agents, teachers, computer geeks… name it.

​​ Q: What if I get an erection during the procedure?
A: It’s no big deal (no pun intended). Seriously, it happens to about half the of male Brazilian clients the first time. It’s an adrenal response from the body, not a sexual one. I’m a professional and think nothing of it. I just keep waxing. The bottom line is: It happens. It’s not a problem. I won’t think badly of you if it happens. As long as you always treat me with respect we’re good. 

Q: I don't want to be waxed, so will you just shave my back? Balls? Etc?
A: NO.   No, I will not.   Just....NO.   

***Note....99.9% of you guys don't need me to answer the following question, but I have to for that other .01% that just don't get it......

Q: Do you provide any "Erotic services" or "Happy endings"?
A: NO! You really need to wrap your brain around the fact that this is a clinical service, not a "sensual experience".